Facts: Mr. Squishy WAS abducted in March from the offices of Nucleus® Communications. Mr. Squishy travelled to Norfolk with some questionable characters. Mr. Squishy lives. Myths: Mr. Squishy left with Hale-Bopp Mr. Squishy staged his death to avoid the Teamsters Mr. Squishy is currently smuggling illegal Cuban cigars into the U.S. so he and his pals can enjoy them over their weekly poker game. Recently, facts (and of course photos) have surfaced that lead authorities to believe that Mr. Squishy is indeed still IN the Midwestern Region. He appears to have travelled to Madison, WI to visit with some friends, and from there to Monroe to visit the brewery of one of the finest "bargain" beers in America. While nobody knows for sure, it would seem that Mr. Squishy is merely trying to "lay low" for a while. See for yourself...

If none of this makes any sense to you, you should probably start at the begining.