Much like Mark Twain, rumors of Mr. Squishy's demise appear to have been greatly exaggerated. To the delight of his fans everywhere, Mr. Squishy seems to be popping up all over the country. Theories range from the the obscene (He left with Hale Bopp and merely beams his presence to earth to appease his followers) to the plausible (He staged his own death to avoid his legions of fans). Whatever the truth, we may never know...so click on to the next page, and enjoy our montage of Squishy Sightings...

If none of this makes any sense to you, you should probably start at the begining.