Missing

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Mr. Squishy's story has grown immensely since the day he was maliciously stolen from the offices of Nucleus Communications. Therefore, in the interest of download reduction, you may now immerse yourself in the mezmerizing world of Mr. Squishy one episode at a time!!!

WANTED: Photos of Mr. Squishy - If at any point, you see Mr. Squishy, snap a picture of the elusive Pink Marauder, and mail it to: Investigative Services. Thank you for your support in these difficult times.

Episode 1 - The Abduction
Mr. Squishy is maliciously stolen from the offices of Nucleus® Communications and carted across The United States on a journey of unparalleled terror.

Episode 2 - The S Files
Unexplained experiences, contributed by concerned citzens, fosters paranoia and eventually leads to questions about whether or not Mr. Squishy is indeed alive at all.

Episode 3 - Dairy Days
The true Mr. Squishy is revealed in a trip to the Joseph Huber Brewery in Monroe, Wisconsin. Highlights include a group portait of Mr. Squishy with two of his compatriots, and a possibly scandalous photo of Mr. Squishy with an unknown woman.

Episode 4 - Independence Day Surprise
Mr. Squisy surfaces. Once again, the scene of our story is Wisconsin. His trip to Madison clues us in to his possible alcoholism, as well as his penchant for Polka.

Episode 5 - Boot Camp Squishy
After a brief attempt at a cross country journey, things get a little testy for Mr. Squishy. Join us for some pretty hairy surprises.

Episode 6 - Hilton Head Vacation
Boot Camp is but a fading memory as Mr. Squishy heads south for warmth, water and a harbor of happiness.

Episode 7 - Bahamian Interludes
As he heads further south Mr. Squishy enjoys the good life: seafood, sand and sun.

Episode 8 - The Resurrection
In what many people are calling a miracle, Mr. Squishy re-appears, over 2000 miles from where he was devoured by a crab.


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